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January 24, 2006
Mocking Martha
By DEANNA DAHLSAD
Sure, there are many ways to mock Martha, but have you seen her public
service announcements with No Evil Productions? As part of her
arrangement with authorities, Ms. Martha gives smart and stylish birthday
e-greetings.
Martha delivers her birthday greetings, in kind of a word jazz
performance, complete with theremin and dijeridu accompaniment. As
individual performances, they may leave a bit to be desired. But
together, the arrangement achieves a new height in Martha Mocking.
The recipe for success here is this:
Take the traditional happy birthday song, add one celebrity, fold in 2
obscure instruments, and add a dash of the phrase "crop circle" and you
have enough birthday cheer for any computer monitor gathering, no matter
how many uninvited guests show up.
Martha may be doing court ordered community service, but it's a Good
Thing as far as we can see.
Now you can send personalized Martha birthday greetings to your
friends, family and co-workers. Another fine product by the folks at No
Evil Productions. We're making the world a better place, one project at
a time.
Posted by photocartoonist at January 24, 2006 9:22 PM