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December 14, 2005
The Bureau of Birthdays::Enforcement Division
By DEANNA DAHLSAD
Finally, a greeting card that acknowledges the feelings of the person
who has missed sending a timely birthday card!
No one likes to admit failure. We'd rather live in denial. But we
can't forget about it. Not sending a birthday card is a major slight,
and slighting someone dear, makes us sweat. We worry about the
repercussions of being a bad friend - a bad person! Forgetting to send
a birthday card on time, oh, what will the punishment be?!
While we know our friend or family member will understand, we feel
guilty. Maybe even too guilty to send a belated card - it's admitting
we were late, and perhaps just moving past the whole issue is a better
thing to do...
Perhaps a visit to the Bureau of Birthdays, Enforcement Division, will
help you change your mind!
When the Sargent says, "When I'm finished with you, you won't be on a
single Christmas card list from here to Honolulu!" you'll realize,
sending a greeting late is better than sending none at all.
Posted by photocartoonist at December 14, 2005 12:30 AM