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March 8, 2005
Warning: Repeated Birthdays can lead to Old Age
If a regular day turns into a birthday, will you be ready?
There are four things REQUIRED for a birthday celebration:
1. birthday cards
2. the birthday song
3. presents
4. a cake with a candle
And the beautiful thing is that you can do all of these things for yourself.
Optional are:
5. doing a happy birthday dance (in your birthday suit for extra points)
6. sacrificing a chocolate cake
7. sleeping for 2 days after the party
Take 1 and call me next year!
Posted by photocartoonist at March 8, 2005 12:45 PM