It’s a Digital Nightmare

Heh, man, computers suck.

To be wrong might be Human

But just wait til ya get a computer.

Just the Fax, man. Face the Fax.

I have a flat tire on the side of the e-lec-tronic

Super Highway.

I thought the Internet was hairspray.

Little did I realize I couldn’t jam on THIS keyboard,

And a TV with no old re-runs

With all these cats, how come the mouse still lives?

What am I waiting for ? The Glitch that stole Christmas ?

A Zip-drive that doesn’t help you get your pants on.

What kind a world do we live in ?

Byte me, Big Boy.

What will they invent next ?

Just thinking a-bout it makes my hair crash.

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